You awaken one day to an immense feeling of dread, as if something horrible was about to happen. Getting out of bed you look at yourself in the mirror, your body looked normal, nothing different…Though there was something new, a tattoo had appeared right on your neck. Where you got it even you don’t remember given you just went to bed after work yesterday.
As you turn to get a new set of clothes you slip and fall crotch first on the corner of your bed. Falling on the floor you find a note, shakily you get up from your gut wrenching pain and read it.
“Hello Sir or madam, we regret to inform you that you have been selected out of a batch to participate in an experiment, our team from Lab X has found a scientific way to alter reality in minor ways. Today we are using you, loyal subject as a test on Karma, specifically, bad luck. So for the follow week you shall experience horrible Karma, and in each day in the week the day will focus on on specific body part. This all depends on how you are as a person, so lets say as an example you are a naturally sexual person. Bad luck shall affect mostly sexual or sexualized body parts. So in one day you shall experience a bad day focusing on your derrier, on others your bussom, though how you experience that is out of our control. After this week you shall recieve a sum of a million dollars for your involuntary volunteering. Thank you for your non consensual assistance, Lab X”
Well….Fuck
